Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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