I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
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She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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