Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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