I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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