Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
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Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
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They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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