okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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