No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
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MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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