he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
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I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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