I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
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I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
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