like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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