Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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