I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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