i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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