I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Randomize