you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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