My brain says no but my pants say off.
Life is so much better after having sex.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I could fuck to npr.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
The adults are the big ones right?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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