I wannas sexs uuuuu
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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