She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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