Christians are straight up FREAKS
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Banned from zoo.
Again?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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