my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
please don't ironically join a cult
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