Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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