I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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