my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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