gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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