I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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