Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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