5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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