why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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