I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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