dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
We're too hungover to prance.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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