Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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