Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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