i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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