normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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