So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
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Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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