Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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