Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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