But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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