im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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