I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
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SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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