What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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