I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
you would pick up someone in the library
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
i think i just lost a toe
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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