So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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