honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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