okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
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go home
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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