How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Come see our sink grown plant.
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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