I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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