I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
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nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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