When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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