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I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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