Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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