what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
This is the high leading the old right now
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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